Or: The chickens have come home to roost

November 29, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]

Or: The chickens have come home to roost

November 11, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]

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The 58th Annual Founding Fathers’ Debate

November 7, 2016 Tess Stevens 0

by Tess F. Stevens Thomas Jefferson takes off his powdered wig and sits near a gas lamp that hasn’t been useful since 1774. In the ghostly hours of the early morning, he pulls out his quill, dips it in some ink and starts to write. The tip of the instrument glides across […]

Gonzo and Conjure on the Campaign Trail

April 22, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

This Whole Election is a Goddamn Farce by Dr. Bones “When a journalist turns into a politics junkie he will sooner or later start raving and babbling in print about things that only a person who has Been There can possibly understand.”—Hunter S. Thompson   Between the Republican debates and […]