Fixing the Stupid Epidemic (Fuck Yo Grandma)

August 29, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

by: Dr. Wolfrik Von Frankenstein art by Josh ChambersView Post Science dictates that you are a brain deficient, shortsighted, unintelligent, meaningless moron.  Studies have shown that the human brain is 10 times more likely to be “out to lunch.”  The brain in 2015 needs a reboot.  Retraining a person to have a thought […]

Doll on 54th

August 28, 2015 Saira Viola 0

By Saira Viola Nikki was a five and dime hustler. She had a fake-bake glow, red fish lips, and the kind of hips that can straddle a 6 foot mobster on ice. Her dreams stapled with 20 dollar bills and those cheap throwaway thrills a man gets when he feels […]