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Miles to Go Before Relief

January 24, 2016 Cody S. Decker 0

Art by Joey Feldman I’ve never enjoyed going to the dentist. Just the thought of sitting in the waiting room brings a cold sweat to the back of my neck. When I was younger my parents would actually have to drag me out of the car to get me inside. […]

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The Big Apple, Or: Small Town Kid Meets The City

January 20, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Kurt Doonesbury Portland’s unofficial slogan might be “Keep Portland Weird” but for New York it is just a mutual understanding among the locals. When you have a population of over 8,000,000 people, Weird is naturally going to be a demographic the politicians will have to cater to along […]

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The Squirter

January 18, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  By April S. Kelley On a drunken Saturday night some years ago, I went home with a beautiful woman. She was thin and pale with dark hair and nice features. I was excited, to say the least. We made out heavily in the bar before leaving. We did not […]