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Flash-fable Cinderella Continues

January 25, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Lorri Primavera Cinderella was not getting along with Prince Charming, so she asked for her old job back as an unappreciated servant. Her stepmother had died recently and she knew her stepsisters were not doing very well. They couldn’t keep up with the housework and bills and so […]

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Miles to Go Before Relief

January 24, 2016 Cody S. Decker 0

Art by Joey Feldman I’ve never enjoyed going to the dentist. Just the thought of sitting in the waiting room brings a cold sweat to the back of my neck. When I was younger my parents would actually have to drag me out of the car to get me inside. […]

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The Big Apple, Or: Small Town Kid Meets The City

January 20, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Kurt Doonesbury Portland’s unofficial slogan might be “Keep Portland Weird” but for New York it is just a mutual understanding among the locals. When you have a population of over 8,000,000 people, Weird is naturally going to be a demographic the politicians will have to cater to along […]

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The Squirter

January 18, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  By April S. Kelley On a drunken Saturday night some years ago, I went home with a beautiful woman. She was thin and pale with dark hair and nice features. I was excited, to say the least. We made out heavily in the bar before leaving. We did not […]