By: Kidman J. Williams The year was 1788 when Robert Burns, a Scottish poet with the sensibility of a true entrepreneur took to the Scots Musical Museum and said, “Oi, you there! Did you know that nobody owns the rights to Auld Lang Syne?” The man behind the counter looked […]
A backpackers’ haven Open all day every day Sydney’s hedonism The distinct smell of human vomit Filling his lungs without aversion But rather, nostalgia and a smile The play continues As the bouncer of middle-eastern extraction Try’s to charm two girls from Scotland with the goal as clear as ever […]
by Teddy Fuentes The Mexican Dream: Almost Getting Raped, American Asshole Tourists, and Nostalgia Dressed in Pope Attire. I was inside a home. This place was downtrodden but very enticing. White walls now a cream color. Brown stains like cigarette smoke made art, staining glass never meant to be seen […]
by Kyle K. Mann (Note: A Nov. 15, 2017 update is included at the bottom. This article first appeared in GonzoToday.com on Dec. 30, 2016.) January 4, 1967: Imagine it. It’s a new year, and there is some amazing music floating around, like nothing we had ever heard before. A […]
photo credit: Ms. Gonzo “America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil. Before the settlers, before the Indians… the evil was there… waiting.” — William S. Burroughs by Kyle K. Mann It seems to me that the USA has been mad – stark barking mad […]
by Topix Hayes Mad Scientist and scientific hate. We are stuck in the age of Scandalous rage. Caged, Enraged, Nothing will stop the rock of the Cool man’s cock, While he gently rockin us Splittin us, Rapin us, Then thanking you and me As he wipes his dick […]
art by Joey Feldman by Joseph Seiss It’s only been a month since the election and I’ve already begun the grim slide into a whole new world of psychotic behavior. All of a sudden my worst fears are a sobering reality. No more jokes. Donald Trump has brutally murdered fun […]
Based upon the satirical and entirely subversive shenanigans of Jennifer F. Knight for Gonzo Today December 2016, Colorado, U.S. The KDOG or “Keep Dogs Off Grass” Society is claiming ultimate responsibility for a latter-day prankster sort of movement that is rumored to have sprung upward from some deep, dark battalion within the […]
by Saira Viola “Quit yr. infernal bitching, Ralph. I finally got us a Job. I single-handedly got you off the BLACKLIST FOREVER & onto the goddamn cover of Rolling Stone – – but only if the “portrait” (of me) that you’re supposed to be doing for the cover is properly […]
by Ashley Beth For through teeth grinding is the way we come in And with teeth grinding is the way we go out And if and only if The only times we truly live Our teeth are grasping all the air In us to shout? I was flying 38,000 […]
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