Hail to the Chief! A Gonzo Take on the Republican Debate

February 12, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

Editor’s note: The below post arrived written on parchment paper flown in by a turkey buzzard with  a Florida license plate attached to its tail fathers. With the written essay came a note from a “Senor Hartsvelder” informing us that the recent republican debate had caused Dr. Bones severe stress and infected his home […]

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Move Over Goebbels, Trump’s in Da House!

January 10, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

by Radical X “Social Media: Like Owning A Newspaper but without the losses.”  – Donald Trump Behind the schoolboy rhetoric and dandelion fuzz lies an unlikely GOP  front-runner whose populist anti-immigrant rhetoric and ‘All American’ free market thinking have divided the Republican party and re-ignited the race to the Whitehouse. […]

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Sanders and Trump Don’t Stand a Chance

December 19, 2015 Donnie Casto II 0

Hunter Thompson had it right when he said, “Politics is the art of controlling your environment.” As it stands, we have two parties with top tier demagogues using class/wealth on one side and race/religion on the other who have evidently mastered the art of environment control. Sun Tzu couldn’t have […]