Bill Clinton had been silent up until this week. The plaid lumberjack shirt he put on this morning reminded him of his masculinity and the days when dozens of soldiers saluted him just for getting off an airplane. As the chauffeur was letting him out of his limo to […]
On Wednesday, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders were asked at a Democratic town hall event to express their views concerning the legalization of recreational and medical marijuana. The event aired nationwide on CNN and featured the two presidential candidates answering questions from a moderator before a packed house. To give […]
This month will mark the 10th anniversary that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas will have failed to ask a single question from the bench. Quite the feat, considering it’s been almost half a century since any other court justice went even a single term without doing so, let […]
Art by Joey Feldman you and i holding hands floating into oblivion our toes stride on time & space two collagen hosts electric, swirling neurons projecting into infinity i can’t tell where you end and we begin we shake berries at the whores, of pain & artifice soon, […]
this heroin epidemic is doing wonders for our bottom line we’ve got the perfect thing our product keeps ’em hooked that way we ensure a continuous & reliable profit stream the lives and quality of life of the consumers are meaningless to a corporation you see we do as […]
Back in 2012, Justin Wilkens was racing his Aprilia motorcycle and unknowingly passed Oregon State Police officer Rob Edwards, who was driving a black, unmarked Camaro. After flashing his lights, there was a brief 2 minute-long chase, then Edwards used the front-end of his Camaro to hit the bike, knocking […]
After a heated Fall election, Canadian-born senator, Ted Cruz, is seated as President of the United States. Heidi Cruz, as first lady, promptly gets to business redecorating the White House to resemble a Texas ranch house. A fiercely loyal supporter of Israel, Cruz immediately appoints a recently retired Benjamin Netanyahu […]
It’s April of 2026, a lone raven feasts on the corpse of a loved-one left by the side of the road. Governor Matt Bevin is halfway into what would be his third term. The fireplace crackles as he sits in his favorite chair with a copy of Ayn Rand’s Atlas […]
Obnoxious Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg recently posted on his company’s site that he wants to develop an artificial intelligence system for his home that would work essentially as a digital butler, albeit an eerily impersonal one. Zuckerberg recently christened 2016 the Year of the Bot and compared the service to […]
American politicians love to throw money at the Pentagon. The present Congress set the U.S. military budget for 2015 at upwards of $610 billion, which is more than the military budgets of Russia, China, Saudi Arabia and the UK combined. On September 10, 2001, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld […]
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