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Mark Linnhoefer – On Wednesday, the Hungarian government decided to shut its borders to Serbia in an effort to curb the influx of refugees. As that did not sit too well with those seeking asylum in Europe, a violent crash broke out, with the police in riot gear shooting water cannons […]

Mark Linnhoefer –  Next week Beijing and Washington will sign an agreement to allow US companies to export rice to China. This phytosanitary agreement is an addition to original negotiations that resulted in China allowing soybeans, cotton, and other grains to be imported from the US. The US Rice Producers Association […]

Gonzo Today is pleased to announce the appointment of long time staff writer and international affairs desk correspondent Mark Linnhoefer to the position of News Editor. Linnhoefer replaces Kidman J. Williams, who is stepping down due to time constraints. Williams recently accepted a job as a reporter for a weekly […]

Mark Linnhoefer – A new campaign condemns the “increasing effort” that scientists are allegedly making to add artificial intelligence to sex robots that would harm society and reduce humanity’s empathy, or so say the campaigners. The campaign, simply called “Campaign against sex robots”, was launched by Dr. Kathleen Richardson, who is […]

Mark Linnhoefer – 81-year old Wallace Berg was arrested in Stratford, England, Monday after police were shown footage of him naked, performing a “sexual act” with shrubbery. Local police received the video of Berg from his neighbor. In the video, Berg can reportedly be seen butt-naked in a bush on his […]

Mark Linnhoefer – Johnny Depp talked about the dog-smuggling drama from this summer on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, joking about assaulting the Australian Minister of Agriculture if he throws his wife in jail. The whole drama began this summer when Depp and his wife – Amber Heard – were in Australia […]

GonzoFest 2016 could prove to be the biggest one yet, as Hunter Thompson’s immediate family have announced they will be participating. Thompson’s son Juan Thompson, Juan’s wife Jennifer Winkel Thompson, their son Will Thompson & longtime Thompson family friend Deborah Fuller will be special guests next year at GonzoFest Louisville. […]

Mark Linnhoefer – On Saturday, Egyptian security forces killed 12 tourists and wounded 10 others in the Western Desert. The military and police were chasing terrorists in that area when they came across the tourist group and, mistaking them for the terrorists, opened fire. The tour group was in a restricted […]

Morehead Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis is out from behind bars and back behind her officious counter, but the anti-gay marriage crusader is still not doing her job. She is now allowing her deputy clerks to issue licenses but she won’t sign them or issue them herself. Davis spent 6 days […]