By: Barry Finnerty So here it is. The moment I’ve been waiting all my life for. I step up to the microphone, brush my hair back, pull up my pants a little bit. Tap the mic. OK, it’s on. We finish up the medley with a rousing version of Jimmy […]
By: Coach Dan The internet. What was once a marvel of modern civilization has quickly deteriorated into a hub for perverts, dope fiends, crooks, and cats. The Uneducated Elite, who in the past was resigned to sitting on their trailer steps and guzzling Bud Light by the quart while they […]
By: Michael Chin Jackson and Lily went to St. Peter’s because their father wanted to steer them from the bad influences of a public high school. He told them getting an education was not about smoking in bathrooms or fist fights or winding up pregnant before graduation. Jackson knew the […]
by Topix Hayes Mad Scientist and scientific hate. We are stuck in the age of Scandalous rage. Caged, Enraged, Nothing will stop the rock of the Cool man’s cock, While he gently rockin us Splittin us, Rapin us, Then thanking you and me As he wipes his dick […]
art by Joey Feldman by Joseph Seiss It’s only been a month since the election and I’ve already begun the grim slide into a whole new world of psychotic behavior. All of a sudden my worst fears are a sobering reality. No more jokes. Donald Trump has brutally murdered fun […]
by Martin Lynch Nineteen years left of the government job I am a prostitute of merit skilled in the art a craftsman no less spinning the ‘big lie’ better than most the actual whores at least maintain the capitalist ethos with some degree of dignity morally bankrupt beaten down just another […]
by Alison Homcy The Shame will never be small enough to cover with the flag the rag covered in blood of your native Brother colored Sister working Neighbor You light the corner the flames spread as rapid as the european rapists obliterating the stolen lands leaving nothing but dark […]
by Lorri Primavera You’re wearing pleather Chain to the ass In all honesty I’d like to yank yank yank See you go down And kiss my littlest malformed toe There’s two heads upon it I feed you poison You spit out bubbling and hissing sounds You spit out white and […]
by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]
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