What to Do About Grandpa

January 1, 2022 Gonzo Today 0

by Wilson Krause Old folks’ homes are not the most pleasant of places. For one thing, they’re so sterile that they more closely resemble hospitals than houses. They’ve got that hospital smell, the one that makes me want to stay home and snap my compound fracture back into place by […]

Story Girls

January 16, 2017 Gonzo Today 0

By: Michael Chin Jackson and Lily went to St. Peter’s because their father wanted to steer them from the bad influences of a public high school. He told them getting an education was not about smoking in bathrooms or fist fights or winding up pregnant before graduation. Jackson knew the […]

Michale Graves: The Gonzo Today Interview

April 28, 2016 Kidman J. Williams 0

Interview with Kidman J. Williams I heard from Michale Graves’ PR man Zak Carter via email stating that Graves wanted to meet before the show around five at the Brauerhouse in Lombard, IL. As I approached the venue, late, all I kept thinking was hopefully he is like every other […]

Fixing the Stupid Epidemic (Fuck Yo Grandma)

August 29, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

by: Dr. Wolfrik Von Frankenstein art by Josh ChambersView Post Science dictates that you are a brain deficient, shortsighted, unintelligent, meaningless moron.  Studies have shown that the human brain is 10 times more likely to be “out to lunch.”  The brain in 2015 needs a reboot.  Retraining a person to have a thought […]

A Dialog With the Dead

June 3, 2015 Kidman J. Williams 0

By: Kidman J. Williams   People look at death in so many different ways.  Certain people don’t look at it at all, but those are the ones who are truly afraid of it.  Death is not misogynistic, it is not racist, it sees no gender; death knows nothing about class, […]