COMMENTARY | I was born in 1983

September 18, 2017 Ty Reynolds 0

  I was born in 1983. Fuck me… My mother nearly held out till ’84, but that wouldn’t have made a difference. The end of ’85 like my brother, though? Lucky little prick. He may have snuck in there before the cut-off. Probably landed in the grace period, if nothing […]

Fixing the Stupid Epidemic (Fuck Yo Grandma)

August 29, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

by: Dr. Wolfrik Von Frankenstein art by Josh ChambersView Post Science dictates that you are a brain deficient, shortsighted, unintelligent, meaningless moron.  Studies have shown that the human brain is 10 times more likely to be “out to lunch.”  The brain in 2015 needs a reboot.  Retraining a person to have a thought […]