GonzoSchmest, Gonzo Days and the Interview with Clayton Luce

March 16, 2016 Clayton Luce 0

GonzoToday publisher Clayton L. Luce answers a few questions about GonzoToday, GonzoFest, and reports of bats being forced into indentured servitude. By: C.A. Seller  C.A .Seller: By your own admission you are an Adventurer, Mystic, Magician, Lover, Artist, Writer and Fool as well as a Master Apprentice at  the School […]

Buffalo Trace

December 14, 2014 Clayton Luce 0

Buffalo Trace is the champion of the working mans whiskey collection. Highly affordable and with a flavor that verges on decadent. A blind taste tester might set the price on this whiskey within the $50 range, but with an average price tag down South of around $25 its a definite […]

The 2014 Elections are Over

November 8, 2014 Clayton Luce 0

Drugs, Sex and Forced Sodomy By Clayton L. Luce The Elections are over now, and the vote-pimps have receded back into dark-wet corners and underground bunkers and big pink Cadillac’s, with signs like “VOTE OR DIE” or “I’LL BREAK A LEG FOR THE GOP” crudely taped onto tinted windows. They […]

I am a Stranger Here

November 6, 2014 Clayton Luce 0

I am an alien here. This terrestrial sphere is not my home. This land is not mine. My home is in the bottom of a bottle. I am a stranger here. I am a stranger here. I see all of these faces, and I hate them all for not seeing […]

Fear & Loathing with Colonel Leonard Pt 2

November 6, 2014 Clayton Luce 0

“Somebody once said that DNA moves in mysterious ways.” could hear the drum beating. A strange dark rhythm coming from deep within the mist. My companion had come in full regalia. Full military gear complete with a Winchester Ar-15 assault rifle and a big ugly .45 Smith & Wesson. I […]