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Demon Dogs of West Virginia [Darker Matters] E02

In this first special edition launching of Darker Matters we discuss exploding batteries, face eating cannibals, pregnant giraffes, the waning gibbous, yoga pants pollution and then a few stories about dog-like cryptoids in West Virginia and a few stories from back in Georgia.

Donald Trump – Ready or Not Here He Comes

By Kidman J. Williams As I sit and watch this inauguration while I am writing this up, the Bible verses have been put out on the table, I can’t help but notice discomfort in Trump’s shrewd little ducky face. And his contempt as the Missouri State Choral sing for him. JESUS! Does the man ever… Read more »

Drug Run

By: Dr. Rocket with Ms. Gonzo The capacity crowd at Wild Bill’s Saloon were wildly yet amiably drunk that late August night, and some had also gotten high out in the parking lot. All were on their feet. The sweaty young Texas hipsters knew that this was the final performance of Suze’s band, and many… Read more »

The Internet Just Raped My Brain

By: Coach Dan The internet. What was once a marvel of modern civilization has quickly deteriorated into a hub for perverts, dope fiends, crooks, and cats. The Uneducated Elite, who in the past was resigned to sitting on their trailer steps and guzzling Bud Light by the quart while they deliver loathesome sermons to other… Read more »

Story Girls

By: Michael Chin Jackson and Lily went to St. Peter’s because their father wanted to steer them from the bad influences of a public high school. He told them getting an education was not about smoking in bathrooms or fist fights or winding up pregnant before graduation. Jackson knew the rationale, and remembered it one… Read more »

Johnny Sin: Album Review

Review by: Kidman J. Williams Johnny Sin is a punk rocker from the mean cow patties of Wisconsin. Yes the cheese state. Sin’s sleazy guitar and hilarious lyrics propel the album in what can only be described as a fifteen day rum bender walking out of a dirty men’s room wiping the puke off its… Read more »