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by Patrick Werle art by Josh Chambers I think about the Southern things that ride my back-mind, the easy things, the rock-n-roll things and the boiling water things waiting for the macaroni from a box that I make for my children on a Monday evening when we have worked too […]
by Josh Chambers art by Clayton Luce Barreling down Route 2 from Concord, Massachusetts to Boston. Twenty miles. We were headed to the 1999 New England International Auto Show at the Bayside Expo Center. Cruising in my friend’s SUV, we were smoking remarkable amounts of kush, 311’s My Stoney Baby […]
by J.G. Oblivious art by Josh Chambers There I was. Nineteen, tanned, clean-shaven; business casual. Standing in the hallway of the top floor of a strange hotel, just after midnight in Dubai; pushing the elevator button relentlessly in an effort to speed up my not-so-swift retreat. Flight to Kandahar in […]
by Aramie Louisville Vas – We knew this was coming, right? Fake Uber drivers. Residents of Chicago have been warned that twice now (only twice?), people waiting for Uber rides have been approached by a four-door, black Chevy Impala. Earlier this month in the Old Town and River North neighborhoods, suspects […]
David Pratt – Republican House Speaker John Boehner will resign at the end of October, NBC News reported this morning. Boehner has faced opposition from other conservatives in his party for not fighting the Obama administration hard enough on issues important to the GOP. They have been pushing to oust him if he presented legislation that […]
by Saira Viola She only existed under the neon swirl of Broadway Between 42nd and 9th: A super billboard of iconic luxury, She was the freckled faced beauty of Ralph’s Americana. College cute, the world is safe in Polo dreams and monogrammed elegance. Her blue-ribbon smile cut with Woodberry pluck, and her cinema curls sprayed […]
Mark Linnhoefer – According to recent reports, US Empire soldiers stationed in Southern Afghanistan have been ordered by their superiors to look the other way if they hear or see any Afghan allies sexually abusing young boys, as it is part of the Afghan culture. Captain Quinn and Sergeant Martland have […]
Mark Linnhoefer – During one of the last ceremonies of the Muslim Haji season, a stampede broke out in a tent village near Mecca, causing at least 717 deaths. At least 863 were injured. The ritual is a reenactment of Mohammed stoning the devil and rejecting his temptations, performed nowadays by […]
by Mark Linnhoefer – A federal Los Angeles judge ruled on Tuesday that none of the copyright claims for the world-famous song ‘Happy Birthday to You’ are valid. This means that none of the companies that have been collecting royalties for the past eighty years had the right to do so. […]
by Mark Linnhoefer – On Tuesday morning at 4:30am, police discovered two passed-out U.S. Navy sailors on the floor of a bank next to feces that were dropped there by one of the men. Police say that alcohol might have been a factor during the break-in, to which this reporter says: […]
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