Livin’ Like A Tramp At The Spanish Coast

August 5, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By Finley Daniels “Seriously? You guys are here on vacation?!” – some Spanish dude in the barrios of Malaga It was 5AM when my alarm started its ghastly ringing. I was about to smash my phone against the wall and go back to sleep when I realized what day it […]

Two Dogs and a Kitten

July 31, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By Marc D. Goldfinger The first thing I noticed after hugging the kids and wiping the tears away was the mound of plastic garbage bags in the middle of the living room—and the smell. The two big dogs circled around the garbage pile.  I saw my daughter creeping under a […]

Sex is Fluid

July 23, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

by Dr. Hercule Maelstrom art by Clayton Luce I am a man, a man who is attracted to women. I am not a feminist or a male rights activist, though I can honestly see the points of both ideologies. I write about things I know with the intention of informing other […]

The Election

July 15, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

by Brad OH Inc. I arrived at the fourth annual United Corporate Global Election promptly at 9:47am, and immediately began to regret the flask of whiskey I’d surreptitiously quaffed on the commuter shuttle over. The ride had been a full 45 minutes, and as I’d been rushed at high velocity […]