Or: The chickens have come home to roost

November 29, 2016 Mark Linnhoefer 0

  by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]

Army of Gonzo, Part I

November 29, 2016 Dr. Ash Tree Gonzo 0

  by Ashley Beth For through teeth grinding is the way we come in And with teeth grinding is the way we go out And if and only if The only times we truly live Our teeth are grasping all the air In us to shout? I was flying 38,000 […]

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Army of Gonzo, Part I

November 18, 2016 Dr. Ash Tree Gonzo 0

by Ashley Beth For through teeth grinding is the way we come in And with teeth grinding is the way we go out And if and only if The only times we truly live Our teeth are grasping all the air In us to shout?   I was flying 38,000 […]

This too will pass. Like a kidney stone.

November 18, 2016 Kyle K. Mann 0

  by Kyle K. Mann They make the drinks strong at Abuelitas Mexican Restaurant, and halfway into the first Bloody Mary I forgot which team jersey color was which in the Patriots-Seahawks game. Not that it mattered that much as I was merely watching occasionally in hopes of seeing my […]

Or: The chickens have come home to roost

November 11, 2016 Mark Linnhoefer 0

  by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]

A MESSAGE AND PLEDGE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS

November 9, 2016 Clayton Luce 0

A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE GONZO TODAY PUBLISHER- words & art by Clayton Luce For those of you feeling a punch in your gut that “you are out of touch and living in a bubble,” go with your gut. You were.  For those of you feeling victorious, you are next […]