The Internet Just Raped My Brain

January 16, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By: Coach Dan The internet. What was once a marvel of modern civilization has quickly deteriorated into a hub for perverts, dope fiends, crooks, and cats. The Uneducated Elite, who in the past was resigned to sitting on their trailer steps and guzzling Bud Light by the quart while they […]

The Ruin of Saturday Morning Cartoons

August 24, 2016 Kidman J. Williams 0

By: Kidman J. Williams I used to love Saturday morning cartoons. I couldn’t wait to wake up, go out into the kitchen and get myself a heaping bowl of Apple Jacks and park my Under Roos clad booty in front of the television to watch all my favorite shows of […]