by Martin Lynch Nineteen years left of the government job I am a prostitute of merit skilled in the art a craftsman no less spinning the ‘big lie’ better than most the actual whores at least maintain the capitalist ethos with some degree of dignity morally bankrupt beaten down just another […]
by Alison Homcy The Shame will never be small enough to cover with the flag the rag covered in blood of your native Brother colored Sister working Neighbor You light the corner the flames spread as rapid as the european rapists obliterating the stolen lands leaving nothing but dark […]
by Lorri Primavera You’re wearing pleather Chain to the ass In all honesty I’d like to yank yank yank See you go down And kiss my littlest malformed toe There’s two heads upon it I feed you poison You spit out bubbling and hissing sounds You spit out white and […]
by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]
A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE GONZO TODAY PUBLISHER- words & art by Clayton Luce For those of you feeling a punch in your gut that “you are out of touch and living in a bubble,” go with your gut. You were. For those of you feeling victorious, you are next […]
by Ashley Beth “If you wish to understand what Revolution is, call it Progress; and if you wish to understand what Progess is, call it Tomorrow.” -Victor Hugo, ‘Les Miserables’ 1862 It will never be a good idea to start any political article with the following statement but I […]
by Kyle K. Mann Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States. The Associated Press called Wisconsin for Trump at about 2:30 AM Eastern time, 11:30 PM Pacific It’s not an easy thing to eat crow, but here it is: I was dead wrong about Trump’s chances. I’m sitting […]
“The whole fiasco is about to play out – and it affects us all Worldwide. We are all pretty depressed over here too.”
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