Or: The chickens have come home to roost

November 29, 2016 Mark Linnhoefer 0

  by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]

Or: The chickens have come home to roost

November 11, 2016 Mark Linnhoefer 0

  by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]

Trial: a novel

December 13, 2015 Mark Linnhoefer 0

  by Mask Linnhoefer Chapter 1 As I awoke I instantly realized that I had not been in this bad of shape for a while. I slowly managed to open my eyes, frantically beginning to examine my surroundings, discovering a beer, some coke, and a bong on my night table. I […]