A Mother’s Tripe

January 30, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By Sylvia Hamilton I was twelve the summer Mother decided to buy a cow. I overheard her and my stepfather, Earl, discussing the purchase one evening. He grumbled about the expense, but since I knew he thought all pets were worthless, I interpreted these statements as more of the same […]

Drug Run – Chapter 2 The Spy

January 30, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By Dr. Rocket with Ms. Gonzo *Last time, as you recall, a beautiful young singer was unexpectedly offered a great deal of money to drive a van filled with pot from Texas to L.A.* Suze slowly realized just how tightly she clutched the cash-stuffed envelope as she stared out the front […]

Dating Hell

January 30, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By Karene Horst He introduced himself because he saw my whitewater kayak and mountain bike strapped to my car roof racks. I hadn’t brushed my teeth or my hair. I tugged at the grungy T-shirt I’d worn to bed the night before. It was early and my roommate had dragged […]

Audioslave Back After 12 Years with a Common Enemy

January 22, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By: Kidman J. Williams Audioslave hit the stage again after almost 12 years on Friday night in Los Angeles at the Anit-Inaugural Ball. Audioslave was the supergroup made up of Chris Cornell (Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog) and the memebers of Rage Against the Machine, Tom Morello, Tim Commerford and […]

Iron Maiden Announces Their North American Tour Dates

January 20, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By: Kidman J. Williams Iron Maiden has been touring since last February, circling the globe with their Book of Souls World Tour. The road warriors are not done yet. These world travelers have added extra North American dates including one date in Brooklyn. Maiden have never played in

Gorillaz FIRST NEW Song in 6 years (Hear it Here)

January 19, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By: Kidman J. Williams The Gorillaz have put out there firs new song in six years, “Hallelujah Money”. How does it stack up to their other material? Well, it is definitely everything that you would expect from the band. They called upon British artist Benjamin Clementine to give the powerful […]

Big Party at the Crumps: Book Excerpt

January 16, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By: Barry Finnerty So here it is. The moment I’ve been waiting all my life for. I step up to the microphone, brush my hair back, pull up my pants a little bit. Tap the mic. OK, it’s on. We finish up the medley with a rousing version of Jimmy […]

Drug Run

January 16, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By: Dr. Rocket with Ms. Gonzo The capacity crowd at Wild Bill’s Saloon were wildly yet amiably drunk that late August night, and some had also gotten high out in the parking lot. All were on their feet. The sweaty young Texas hipsters knew that this was the final performance […]

The Internet Just Raped My Brain

January 16, 2017 GonzoToday 0

By: Coach Dan The internet. What was once a marvel of modern civilization has quickly deteriorated into a hub for perverts, dope fiends, crooks, and cats. The Uneducated Elite, who in the past was resigned to sitting on their trailer steps and guzzling Bud Light by the quart while they […]